muke:YEAH MAN
IM PUMPED
CANT WAIT TO SEE SOME BLOOD
YEAH
-gankro
Marelo:Yeah, sure, why not?
f:how is this f-
Nodge:/?agarMode=on is the best append. Default it to every page!
Shard:Wait, I missed the part where shit got real.
muke:shit shard
stay tuned
shits about to get so real that wearing diapers long after necessary will finally pay off
Vinni:NEW READER
PS: Agar's hair is strange.
muke:how does this site even get new readers
Nodge:I think they're directed here with all these spambots.
Muke:Spam on you loyal robots!
*many patriotic tears*
muke:i never even closed this page after the last update
ive just been waiting and clicking refresh about every 8.32 seconds
Nodge:A captcha, a captcha, my kingdom for a captcha.
muke:i will put a cap on cha
CAP on CHA
wait thats not funny
Wheatthins:quick men grab the guns
we are going to make a go of defending this fort from the spambot army
nodge, muke you two get some rifles and snipe from a safe position
anon e mouse you go to the front lines with nothing but a small knife
muke:i cant get my safety off
every time i shoot bullets ducks come out
help
ANON-E-MOUSE:I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE BOTS.
THERE ARE JUST SO MANY OF THEM IT IS OVERWHELMING ME.
I JUST THOUGHT THOSE IN CHARGE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
SINCELERY,
ANON eMOUSE
Wheeeeeeatthins:You are crazy there are no bots
there's only us definitely non-bots here
Nodge:If you're going to shoot ducks you should wait until the dog barks offscreen, that's when you know to start firing.
dog:woof woof bark
muke:it
a dog is barking what did my best friend nodge tell me to do????
Nodge:
If you're going to shoot help yourself to all the shrimp.
there is no shriermp.....................
and now spam bots are chewing my face
ANON-E-MOUSE:I'M OKAY EVERYBODY
I LOST AN ARM BUT THE WOUND INSTANTLY CAUTERIZED SO THERE WAS NO BLOOD LOSS.
PROCEED AS USUAL.
SINCELERY,
ANON eMOUSE
Marelo:Hey guys what's up.
Nodge:We are filling your comments with unnecessary dialogue.
Business as usual really!
Wheeeeeeatthins:wow marelo even in your comments section you are completely uninteresting in everything you have to say
if you want me, I'll be down in the Duel Cellar
waiting
Wheeeeeeatthins:brandishing my arms
Epamynondas:Donuuuuuuuuuts!
Marelo:Haha Wheat, you're so funny.
Thanks for reading!
Muke:Wheat, you are the swing arm flappy dealy of fans.
Clearbrook:Why do you wite your Zs with lines though them?
Muke423:Hello! gahaah interesting gahaah site!
Muke380:Very nice site!
Nodge:So, when the spambots eat your face, you become one of them? Eeenteresting.
Marelo:@Clearbrook: Old habit from math classes. I kept mixing up my z's and 2's, so I forced myself into putting a strike through the z's.
It's more common than you might think.
Also guys I still want to make more of these comics! I just have had a dearth of TIME which I will rectify by not spending so much of it FUCKING AROUND ON THE FORA.
muke:its time
its time
time for mareloooooo
time for marelooooo and his comics
lalalalla
its time
its time
oh its time
baby, its time
-Its Time, Written and Preformed by Muke
wheatthins:hey guys I'm gonna start making comics again
*spends a month not making comics*
hey guys I'm gonna start making comics again
*spends a month not making comics*
hey guys I'm gonna start making comics again
*spends a month not making comics*
hey guys I'm gonna start making comics again
*spends a month not making comics*
muke:IIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIME
ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
OH BABY ITS TIME
TIME FOR MARLEIOOOOOOOIO
TO PUT AN I IN HIS NAME
SO YOU CAN SAY
THERES NO "I" IN MARLEIO
OH WAIT
HOLY FUCK SHIT
FUCKINGSFDSUFSDJSDCVUSISDCS
-Its Time With An I, Written and Preformed by Muke
Marelo:Look this comic making business is hard work which I am...
Okay yeah I'm just lazy as hell.
Ekum:What would motivate you the most:
1) Biting Sarcasm.
2) Fan art.
3) Expenses paid surfing holiday in the Gulf.
muke:it will be noted that muke enterprises are not represented my Ekum or any other parties that sound like the word muke
Epamynondas:are muke enterprises represented by parties tat don't sound like the word muke at all?
If they are, I have a complaint.
muke:if you have a complaint you can bring it up with the manager
who happens to be a seawhale from the ocean
and he doesnt feel like talking at all
ever
seawhale from the ocean :hello
this is the assistant of seawhale from the ocean
unfortunately, mr. fromtheocean is unable to talk right now
if you would like to leave your name/address I will be able to make you an appointment to talk about things, such as business related or romantic related
also if you would like to bring a gift in the form of a jar of phytoplankton that would be much appreciated, and mr. fromtheocean would be much more willing to shoot the shit
okay thank you goodbye
Marelo:@Ekum: I think I'm gonna have to go with all three at once.
Wheatthins:I think I'm going to drop a comment cluster bomb somewhere over these strips
the devastation will be intense
Wheatthins:well that sure passed 20 minutes
muke:i spent 20 minutes looking for said cluster
and i gave up after one minute
wheatthins:the span of hellfire and brimstone reaches across 7 consecutive comics
so just pick one somewhere in the middle and work your way around
muke:oh
muke:spoiler alert
salam is a wizard
04/03/10 - #17 - Nope, Still Not On the PlaneYep, still alive.
